I want chickens....

"I want chickens."

"Huh...What?"

"I said, I want chickens"

"I thought that's what you said.  For dinner?"

"No silly.  I want egg laying, coop living chickens.  You know.  Bwak. Bwak. Chickens.  I want Chickens!"

"You can't be serious."

"I'm telling you it'd be great.  You haven't had breakfast until you've had fresh chicken eggs."

"Um....I'm sure we could figure out an easier way to get fresh eggs.  How about that farmer's market that all the hippies go to.  I bet they have fresh eggs."

"I want my own chickens who lay their own eggs."

"Well of course you do.  Seriously, you are joking aren't you?"

To be continued.....